School closed due to Whooping Cough outbreak.

Fewer than half the children were immunized.

The parents who avoided immunization on purpose should be jailed; This is child neglect of the highest order.

As to those who can’t afford it… why aren’t we providing this? Isn’t it in our best interest to make sure all children are provided with immunization?

It was a steak knife. She was cutting her food. And, yes, you read that right: They arrested her.

The best quotes from the Reddit discussion were:

Hi, this is Canada. What the fuck are you guys doing down there? Starting to get worried.

And

Incidents like this have been in the press for years now. A dumbed down, risk averse society has gone bonkers pursuing one regulation after another in the numb hope of achieving some twisted form of social utopia. Where is common sense buried in America? Doesn’t anyone visit its grave?

P.S.: I guess we should be glad they didn’t taze her…

Rather than actually making this a friendlier port for foreign visitors we’ve decided to have them view a friendly Disney video prior to their strip search, imprisonment and potential involuntary vacation in Cuba or other points abroad.

Also, although the damage was severe we managed to survive the 5.6 San Jose earthquake.

As one commenter said, “At first I thought this was a parody”:

Motorists Forced To Let Officers Draw Blood Samples At DUI Stops

So I decided to check out “24” – the series with Kiefer Sutherland – as so many people speak highly of it.

It was ok until Jack said “If I give you a phone number can you give me all of the internet passwords associated with it?”

Ok, I’m done.