Santa brought me this USB Doomsday Device & Hub from ThinkGeek

Sadly, it worked too well. Sorry ‘bout that, earth.

It was a steak knife. She was cutting her food. And, yes, you read that right: They arrested her.

The best quotes from the Reddit discussion were:

Hi, this is Canada. What the fuck are you guys doing down there? Starting to get worried.

And

Incidents like this have been in the press for years now. A dumbed down, risk averse society has gone bonkers pursuing one regulation after another in the numb hope of achieving some twisted form of social utopia. Where is common sense buried in America? Doesn’t anyone visit its grave?

P.S.: I guess we should be glad they didn’t taze her…