RED ALERT… RED ALERT…
I love lines like this:
Symantec’s DeepSight Threat Analyst Team has escalated its ThreatCon level after confirming the unpatched vulnerability is being used “against select targets.”
What, are they 14? “DeepSight Threat Analyst Team”? Have they ever had a date? Kissed a girl? HAVE THEY?!?
Sorry, I went all “evil Captain Kirk” on you.
Time to call out General Jack D. Ripper to take care of This Grave Danger.
May 19th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
“I shouldn’t tell you this, ..., but you’re a good officer and you have a right to know. It looks like we’re in a shooting war.” We’re going to ThreatCon 8!
May 20th, 2006 at 12:50 am
I thought I kissed a girl once, but it was just my reflection in the mirror.