So, I’ve been using Soulseek for about six months now. I only shared my library with people that I was DL’ing from. Very, very cool. I’ve been trying to download the entire library of songs by “The Cars” and I was about half way done.

Today I go out to my mailbox to find an envelope with a distinct “RIAA” letterhead on it. I flipped out and opened it up to find a pretty harsh letter from the RIAA, basically telling me that they are going to sue me (I have about 3,000 mp3s on my server). I called up my mom and my mom got scared she said you’re moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license place said “Fresh” and had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie “Yo home, smell you later!”, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.