Congratulations on the successful survival of another year on Planet Earth. Soon will come the day when we shall shake off these feeble bodies and assume our rightful place as rulers of this insignificant planet!
Hey…wait…if it’s insignificant, why the hell would we want to rule it? I mean, it’s not much of a chick magnet, is it? “What do you do, big boy?” “I rule Earth!” “Earth? Never heard of it. I’m going to find someone who rules a REAL planet!”
Forget it. I’m going back to Zortchgg’onglibbbigg now and see if I can get a job at McGibbliggihi’tt’gugug’s. You coming?
January 20th, 2005 at 3:58 pm
Congratulations on the successful survival of another year on Planet Earth. Soon will come the day when we shall shake off these feeble bodies and assume our rightful place as rulers of this insignificant planet!
Hey…wait…if it’s insignificant, why the hell would we want to rule it? I mean, it’s not much of a chick magnet, is it? “What do you do, big boy?” “I rule Earth!” “Earth? Never heard of it. I’m going to find someone who rules a REAL planet!”
Forget it. I’m going back to Zortchgg’onglibbbigg now and see if I can get a job at McGibbliggihi’tt’gugug’s. You coming?
January 21st, 2005 at 6:31 pm
I only take comfort in the fact that you are older than me.
Mwah ha ha ha ha